While policeman Shen Mengxing escorted the prisoner Liu Daniu to the provincial jail, they were kidnapped by the female robbers, Yu Niang and Xue Die, from Longmen Mountain in Longmen County. The two were captured to the mountain and became members of the cottage. The new cottage was renamed \"Longmen Cottage\". Yu Niang is the master, Shen Mengxing is the second master, and Liu Daniu is the third master. Then Yu Niang arranged Shen Mengxing and Daniu to go out and invite Lu Linxiao, a teacher at Longmen College, to come to the cottage as a consultant. Everyone worked together in order to make the business much better, but they wrongly used all kinds of bad methods, which led to many misunderstandings and a series of hilarious embarrassments. Once Lu Linxiao asked Daniu to help bring a letter to his father, and Daniu rescued a fisherman's daughter, Wan Er, on the way to Lu's residence. After listening to Wan Er's experiences, everyone in the cottage was filled with anger and motivation and determined to help Wan Er fight against the evil county forces headed by County Magistrate Mu.侠盗“一枝花”专劫富济贫故为人钦佩却因正义感得罪了一名蛇蝎美人该女子名叫“仇女”虽嫁与一土豪“孤寒财主”为妾但始终不忘被“一枝花”所辱誓必要将“一枝花”置于死地“一枝花”浪迹江湖但“仇女”并未因而放过他反而更诬造许多盗窃案令官方大举追缉之其时江湖上出现两个小人物一肥一瘦肥名“胀爆”为人憨直因仰慕“一枝花”而喜扮大侠瘦名“扭纹柴”常自作聪明经常撞板喜占小便宜为了官方之花红到处找寻“一枝花”而偶遇上“胀爆”后来反成莫逆之交两人更结伴一同寻找“一枝花”……😔世杰（周杰伦 饰）因为在外惹事而被功夫学校开除他是一个弃婴从来不曾离开过学校在外闯荡虽然学校有着不学无术的校长、古怪的四大师叔仍然是世杰的庇护所在外流浪的第一晚就因为把汽水罐扔进垃圾桶的本领被立叔（曾志伟 饰）看中——立叔生活潦倒然而鬼点子多多他帮世杰设计了一个“打篮球寻亲”的计划利用志杰的特长在赚钱之余也名声远扬然而篮球队是需要队长丁伟（陈柏霖 饰）许可才能进入丁伟妹妹莉莉正是志杰暗恋的女孩莉莉暗恋的却是中锋萧岚世杰的天才让他轻松地进入篮球队也让球队轻松地打进了大学篮球赛的冠军争夺赛即将跟老对手李天——以前的战友、如今的敌手——交锋世杰才明白丁伟的颓废不仅由于李天抢走了自己的女朋友还在篮球场上让自己一败涂地这不仅是一场篮球战还是一场心理战☠捉妖师宋定伯受雇入米铺制服驴妖马卢并收为己用名声大噪不料马卢逃跑宋定伯尾随发现村民将少女萧萧捆绑欲送给神灵石像阴差阳错之下救下萧萧并打败伪装神灵的蛇妖萧萧对宋定伯感激不尽得知他名号后想请他入京捉妖于是三人同往京城一路铲除国师所派各路妖怪萧萧的真实身份也终于暴露她乃当今三公主一直怀疑在朝中妖言惑众的国师是妖希望宋定伯能帮她除妖宋定伯决心帮助萧萧谁知国师用天机仪以求雨之名意图迫害百姓宋定伯历经万难毁掉天机仪拯救了百姓国师暴怒制造结界变幻成蛟龙与宋定伯大战宋定伯不敌蛟龙濒死萧萧重伤千钧一发之际宋定伯只得冒着生命危险启动四令法力倍增打败国师✂，
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