Lin Dong, a young man who always wants to bring honor to his family, coincidentally obtained a mysterious stone talisman left behind by a super master of martial arts. Since then, many martial arts sects, great and famous clans, as well as the three super sects of the Zhongshan Kingdom appeared beside Lin Dong, even his once unreachable enemy Lin Langtian began to inexplicably \"care\" about Lin Dong. Through countless hardships and difficulties of contests among sects, wars among states, and wars of succession, Lin Dong cultivated unparalleled martial arts skills by dint of his diligence and the golden opportunity, and was quietly adored by the high-hearted, icy goddess Ling Qingzhu and the quarrelsome sweetheart Ying Huanhuan. However, the leftover evil heretics of the martialists who used to be perils reappeared and Lin Langtian, the sworn enemy of Lin Dong, colluded with them. As a result, Lin Dong had to unite with his two sworn brothers and righteous martialists to fight against the evil heretics by means of the handed-down mastery of martial arts. Finally, Lin Dong kept the charming land safe and sound.在迷幻摇摆的60年代风格可怕的小偷（和杀手）恶魔破坏了一个普通的欧洲国家为自己的经济利益和娱乐他和他那曲线优美、肤浅的女朋友分享一个奢侈的地下巢穴（和一张巨大的钱床）女朋友用她戴着可怕的假发来帮助恶魔杀死无辜的人从政府那里窃取数十亿美元尽管如此暗黑破坏神仍是这部电影的“英雄”因为他必须面对装模作样的警察和寻仇的黑手党🌹在一次全国自行车锦标赛上倒霉的职业车手耿浩（黄渤 饰）以0.01秒的微弱差距败给撞到狗屎运的对手屈居亚军随后他又遭奸商李法拉（九孔 饰）算计因药检呈阳性而被终身禁赛他的教练（马少骅 饰）因此气倒多年后耿浩靠开车运送水产为生养活中风的教练而当年的骗子李法拉则依靠其推销的补品“肾白银”大发其财李嫌弃彪悍魁梧的老婆因此雇用两个业余杀手（王双宝 & 巴多 饰）杀妻结果杀手反被老婆买通；耿浩的教练急火攻心一命呜呼耿浩遵照师傅遗愿前去找李法拉讨说法谁知反中了李的奸计；东海（戎祥 饰）所率领的台湾黑帮来到内地和泰国毒贩（Worapoj Thuantanon 饰）做生意但耿浩和李法拉的争执引来了警车也搅了他们的好事原本不相干的几组人马由于偶然的机缘而上演了连串好戏……‍💻库尔特·哈里斯一名落魄的警察因自己的朋友被黑帮老大所杀害而潜入该黑帮做卧底誓要找到证据将凶手绳之于法而在这段不见天日的卧底生涯里除了要面对各种突变状况掩饰身份外他也渐渐刺探到一个惊天秘密——为了能获得更丰富的利润他们竟派黑帮女卧底去竞选市长而为了达到目的她将不择手段……两个卧底之间的暗中较劲势必又将掀起另一波腥风血雨📸！
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