While policeman Shen Mengxing escorted the prisoner Liu Daniu to the provincial jail, they were kidnapped by the female robbers, Yu Niang and Xue Die, from Longmen Mountain in Longmen County. The two were captured to the mountain and became members of the cottage. The new cottage was renamed \"Longmen Cottage\". Yu Niang is the master, Shen Mengxing is the second master, and Liu Daniu is the third master. Then Yu Niang arranged Shen Mengxing and Daniu to go out and invite Lu Linxiao, a teacher at Longmen College, to come to the cottage as a consultant. Everyone worked together in order to make the business much better, but they wrongly used all kinds of bad methods, which led to many misunderstandings and a series of hilarious embarrassments. Once Lu Linxiao asked Daniu to help bring a letter to his father, and Daniu rescued a fisherman's daughter, Wan Er, on the way to Lu's residence. After listening to Wan Er's experiences, everyone in the cottage was filled with anger and motivation and determined to help Wan Er fight against the evil county forces headed by County Magistrate Mu.祝顾生因为小时候被恶搞在青梅竹马的女孩子苏雨露面前颜面尽失这个童年阴影导致他此后无法正常交到女朋友不用陪她们逛街看电影买衣服所以他就有了大把的空闲时间那些谈恋爱的朋友和同事们都把脏活、累活丢给他而他的恶老板申晶经常让他去遛狗在少有的闲暇时间他就专心于研究人工智能9号后取名为“夏秋”在他准备鼓起勇气像自己的女神（苏雨露）告白时却被亲口告知她要结婚了结婚的对象是集团的新CEO伊森典型的高富帅悲痛之余跟着自称大侠的“一袋大虾”学习武功、行侠仗义与此同时公司的员工、他的亲人接连失踪情侣分手事件屡屡发生想起之前的种种恶老板申晶的突然失踪伊森在凑巧的时间空降公司究竟这些分手后又失踪的人去了哪里而祝顾生又能否打败这个威胁世界恋人们的大魔王呢🍜四个重金摇滚边缘人主唱是疗养院清洁员吉他手是驯鹿屠夫贝斯手是图书馆管理员听歌过耳不忘曾死过两次的鼓手最有冲劲一心想出国演出；他们在地下室练团12年从没上台表演镇上几乎每个人都鄙视他们披头散发被人讥笑是「娘炮」骑脚踏车还会莫名被临检他们只好把所有怒 气都发泄在音乐上 有天城里来了一位国际出名的重金属音乐祭主办人意外获得演出消息的他们不管三七二十一决定以团名「插爆直肠」出征上路一路横冲直撞偷车、盗墓、渡海、挟持精神病患样样来甚至闯越两国边境与武装军人对抗费尽千辛万苦只为了一战成名的演出机会…...❗阿美（王祖贤 饰）是个美丽的女孩子可是天生脚就有残疾她的父亲（黄霑 饰）因被堂叔欺骗买下了一间破旧不堪的超级市场花掉了毕生积蓄的父亲变得疯疯癫癫的阿美既要照顾父亲又要帮忙打理超级市场生活的重担落在了她的身上在一次交通意外中司机梁少祖（周润发 饰）以为自己把阿美撞至残疾十分内疚便决定要帮助阿美经营超级市场阿美一开始并不信任梁少祖到后来他联合朋友来帮助自己的超级市场渡过难关她心里满是感动经过一段复杂的感情历程长短脚终成百年之好⛪。
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