唐末黄巢起义军攻入唐首都长安晋王李克用（谷峰 饰）受命剿贼收复都城沙陀族人李克用其时拥兵十万麾下猛将如云更有义子组成的十三太保能征善战一时风光无两汴梁节度使朱温客访观战恰逢黄巢手下第一勇将孟绝海搦战第十三太保李存孝（姜大卫 饰）出阵迎敌活捉孟绝海但李为人持勇傲物朱温受辱于功宴怀恨在心四太保李存信嫉妒李存孝功高献计轻兵直入长安取黄巢首级李克用命九名太保行刺由李存孝统领九人夜入长安连番血战后在五凤楼将黄巢射伤无奈敌兵势众九人于民女燕姑娘家暂避期间李存信与十二太保唐君利欲行不轨为李存孝赶出队伍李存信、唐君利落寞之际被朱温蛊惑诱使李克用入汴梁朱温灌醉李克用、十一太保史敬思（狄龙 饰）后痛下杀手史敬思为保李克用力竭身死千钧一发之际李存孝率黑鸦兵赶到李、唐二人一计不成又生一计两人盗得李克用贴身佩剑假传钧旨势要致李存孝于死地……Jack Sweeny is a young man just trying to get a job. Turned down at another bank due to his criminal record he meets a girl, Rebecca, but also witnesses a 3 way shootout between 2 groups of criminals and the cops over a suitcase containing perfect plates for counterfeiting bank notes. Jack grabs the plates and attempts to sell them via his friend Zippo. However with at least three different groups ready to kill him for the plates, Jack finds it's just one double cross after another.☸️影片讲述相声始祖朱绍文（武宾 饰）在清末不畏强权坎坷的艺术人生相声祖师爷朱绍文在天桥下根据字意谈古论今说笑话每解释完一个字定能使人发笑王府的格格爱上了朱绍文却遭到王爷的反对被许配到将军府王爷处处刁难陷害朱绍文可朱绍文还是因相声红遍了北京城被老佛爷封为天桥八大怪之首……本片运用演艺与事件相结合的手法集喜剧、爱情、动作、传统文化于一身再现相声这一门传统艺术的起源活灵活现的展示了相声行业公认的祖师爷—朱绍文坎坷的艺术人生❔农村小伙秦风来到南都市打工想让师傅过上好日子不料却在南都发现自己的亲哥哥是东皇集团的少主在集团领袖曹世清失踪之后东皇集团内部动荡曹雷在集团中受到来自二叔曹世杰的压力曹世杰为打压曹雷将秦风也卷入了纷争之中……😄，
是以他现在并不反对这二人在一起只是也不能轻易让他过关就是了一提到暗归山场面一下子就热闹起来了都七嘴八舌的讨论起来。当然纸包不住火很快张氏财团即将破产这个消息在剧组不胫而走👓🤴,